We’ve finally got a supersized look at what to expect this season.
The Vanderpump Rules season eight trailer dropped a few weeks ago, however, the dramatic editing and short snippets made it more of a teaser, so thankfully a SUPERSIZED trailer was dropped at BravoCon over the weekend and it's full of tea.
We see the cast travel to Miami for Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright’s joint bachelor party, where Tom Sandoval may or may not have been arrested (my money is on it being an elaborate prank).
There’s also footage of the Kentucky couple walking down the aisle, while Stassi Schroeder officiates Tom Schwartz & Katie Maloney’s Vegas wedding dressed as a slutty nun. In case you’ve been living under a rock, the couple got remarried in the upcoming season after they discovered they were never legally married. Would you expect anything else from these two?
Scheana is busy fighting with the new girl Dayna Kathan over one of the new boys, and from the looks of the trailer, it seems both male newbies: Brett Caprioni and Max Boyens get around like a record. Thank fuck we have some messy newbies who are willing to think with their dicks, not their brains.
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In addition to all of this, we see DJ James Kennedy being an asshole to his girlfriend Raquel Leviss and the three brain cells she has left, while Lala Kent’s fiancé Randell Emmett finally decided to get his ass on reality TV, just in time to show off his new mansion.
In the drama department, we get more glimpses of Jax and Sandoval’s feud, while the Witches of WeHo are officially breaking up. This season looks fucking insane and it has everything we need. Dramatic fights, thirsty newbies, relationship drama, exotic cast trips and a fuck tonne of alcohol.
VPR IS BACK BABY and airs January 7th on Bravo. Check out the dramatic trailer below:
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