New Jersey is the home of weave pulls, glass throwing and deliciously trashy fights.
After months of anticipation, The Real Housewives of New Jersey's tenth season trailer finally dropped and it has enough drama to last us a lifetime - or at least 16 episodes. All the ladies from last season are back (Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, Dolores Catania, Margaret Josephs, Jennifer Aydin, and Jackie Goldschneider) along with their thirsty trouble making "friend" Danielle Staub.
In case you haven't noticed, Margaret is the new queen of the Garden State. Marge came in with her pigtails, witty one-liners and partially self-aware personality to take the crown away from Teresa's table throwing ways and I couldn't be happier, because this franchise needs to be led by someone who can at least put a sentence together.
In the dramatic trailer, we see Danielle and Marge's feud continue with weave pulling and water pouring, Jennifer yelling about who knows what, Melissa reaching across a table to fight with the Turkish Housewife, Margaret accusing Teresa of cheating with a younger guy (duh, we've all seen the photos) and the Prostitution Whore yelling at Marge about being a home wrecker. Really? Are we supposed to believe Little Miss 21 Times has never ruined a marriage?
That's not all, the trailer was also packed with all the Juicy Joe deportation drama (thank fuck for phones), Gia continuing to mouth off at her mother, Jackie crying over her eating disorder, Melissa wanting another baby and Dolores having a go at Margaret not thinking she was there for her. The ladies are also off to Jamaica, The Hamptons and the Jersey Shore, which is what we want to see because there's nothing better than seeing Housewives being taken out of their natural habitat.
THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS TWO MINUTE CLIP AND BRAVO DIDN'T WASTE ONE FRAME. The more I watch the trailer, the more ready I am for November to arrive. Marge, Teresa and Jennifer are definitely carrying the show this season and I can't wait to dive back into this clusterfuck of a franchise.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey season ten premieres Wednesday November 6th at 9/8c on Bravo.