What a mess!
If watching this season of The Real Housewives of Orange County back still isn't enough to make Emily Simpson divorce her weasel of a husband, then maybe the added stress of Radar Online spilling their ten-year-old dirt will.
Emily and her husband Shane Simpson's relationship has had a rough run on reality TV but it looks like it's getting even rougher.
The shady media outlet (Radar Online) obtained court documents from Shane's previous divorce where his ex-wife Miriam accused him of sexual, physical and emotional abuse as well as drug use. Either this is true tea or Miriam is one vengeful bitch. But knowing Shane, it's got to be true.
In the documents, she alleged the stress from the abuse and his prescription drug use caused her so much stress on her health that she almost died. She originally stated in the files:
“He used and took prescription medications of others to quell his habit,” Miriam alleged. “He made me feel trapped and hopeless as a result of excessive control and lack of liberties placed upon me…Because of all the aforementioned abuse, stress, and circumstances, I became physically ill after months of diagnostic tests, blood transfusions, and other medical procedures, not only was I diagnosed with blood disorders caused by stress, my body was what seems to be near death and I had no choice but to leave.”
Can Mormons even use prescription pills?
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However, Shane claimed she actually fled to Utah with their children and wouldn't tell him where they were so he filed for custody in order to even see his kids again.
“In November 2007, Mother [Miriam] went to Utah with our children for the Thanksgiving weekend and never returned to California,” Shane said in his declaration. “She filed for a dissolution of our marriage. At that time, Mother refused to allow me visitation with our children. For approximately one month after she moved to Utah, I did not know where our children were and was not allowed to visit with them.”
Shane was ordered to pay $3,000 in child support and now has 50/50 custody of the children they share. An "inside source" which probably means Emily, Shane or even the Budget Mama Elsa told Radar Online:
“This was years ago, and this is all behind them,” the insider insisted. “They all get along great now.”
How can you get along well with a person who accused you of literally raping her as well as almost killing her due to stress? This is such a weird situation and just adds to the list of reasons why Shane fucking sucks. I believe EVERY word Miriam is saying but this gerbil fuck definitely has some dark secrets squeezed into his little Mormon body.
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