The Below Deck Season 7 Trailer Is Here And It Is JUICY

August 27, 2019

I LITERALLY WET MY PANTS. 

 

Everybody get ready because Below Deck is officially back for season seven and this time they are off to Thailand. This is one of the most action-packed trailers I've ever seen and that means we are in for one fucking amazing season, the Below Deck shows are where it's at now considering the Housewives haven't exactly been up to standard lately. 

 

As usual, Captain Lee and Kate Chastain are back along with Ashton Pienaar from last season and a boat full of HOT new crew members. All of the men are hotter than an August day in Alabama and like Kate, I would bang every one of them. I'm not sure if this is a show about yachting or Magic Mike 3? 

 

It looks like Ashton bangs at least one of the girls while the other boys have their pick too and I've got to give it to Bravo, they did an impressive job of casting A BOATLOAD full of hotties, whose names I don't know or care about. There's not an ugly one in the bunch and they all seem ready to get shit faced and fuck like rabbits.

 

Aside from all the fucking and salvia swapping this season, there's also more than enough drunken fights with Ashton talking shit to Kate and physically punching the car door and maybe his cast member? Yep, you read that right.

 

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Like every season, there are hints that someone will be fired because I guess it's impossible to go one season without firing a crew member and Kate is fighting with her interior crew for the 8064th time. The third stew also walks off the boat (and maybe quits?) while telling the cameras to fuck off. A true reality star.

 

Rumor has it whoever gets fired will be replaced with an old crew member from seasons past, so get ready for a blast from the past!

 

This trailer looks incredible, watch it below because words can't describe the masterpiece Bravo has given us!

Thoughts? Sound off in the comments!

 

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