These taglines are okay but none of them are snatching my wig, which is always what I'm aiming for. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills producers must seriously hate LVP by finally not giving her the middle diamond and just throwing her into the middle of the taglines. They are ruthless, but I guess that's what you get when you don't show up to work. Oh and I like the purple theme.
Let's break these taglines down below!
Lisa Rinna: "In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all.”
I don't really get it? Are we playing Monopoly? It's okay and Lisa Rinna is my ALL TIME favourite but she could've done a lot better than this tired little recycled tagline. This has to be the third time it's been used, however, I like her slight shade to LVP with her hint of a British accent.
Erika Jayne: "Most people talk about their fantasies. I’m living mine.”
Okay, great. Good for Erika. If I have to hear one of more time about her living her best life of having an 'alter-ego' I'm going to jump into ongoing traffic. She needs some new material.
Dorit Kemsley: "In business and in life, I wear many hats… and hairstyles.”
Hey, at least she can laugh about herself after mix and matching her hair like a Barbie doll last year. Oh and I guess she's a business woman now? She's still doing the bikini line huh?
Lisa Vanderpump: "You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my a**.”
Lisa Vandercunt can suck my dick. She got stuck in one of the forgettable middle spots of the opening credits and this tagline is just sad. Someone stabs her in the back? Cool. We already know that but not even Ken wants to kiss that saggy ass of hers.
Teddi Mellencamp: "I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.”
Her tagline could've basically been "FUCK YOU VANDERPUMP" and had the same effect. However, I'm glad Teddi is trying to throw shade in her second season.
Denise Richards: “My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier.”
Really Denise? Out of all the taglines you could've done you picked this one? Um. Okay? This is a let down but let's just hope she gives us some juice this season.
Kyle Richards: "In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top.”
Again, Kyle basically is saying "FUCK YOU VANDERPUMP" while also sticking to her exact same tagline for the last nine years of referencing Beverly Hills and talking about phonies. Never change.
Who's tagline is your favourite? Check out the video above and judge for yourself! Sound off in the comments!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres February 12th at 9/10c on Bravo! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and exclusive tea on the 90210 ladies.