This is wild.
Andy Cohen's baby shower was literally the Housewives Superbowl with ladies from each city flocking to California to celebrate their boss becoming a dad and shit, of course, got real.
Kyle Richards along with the other OG Housewives hosted the event which started with current Housewives from everywhere coming together with their boughy presents taking half drunk selfies. The OGs and Andy then gave speeches before everyone sat down to eat and the day ended with 30 something Housewives drunk dancing on the tables. Could you ask for anything more?
The entire day was documented from all the ladies Instagram stories and live feeds and there was SO MUCH TEA spilled without people knowing the iPhones were rolling. Here are all the juicy tidbits I could find from the baby shower:
Tamra Judge revealed Camille Grammer avoided Lisa Rinna when she walked past.
NeNe Leakes brought along Marlo Hampton and Phaedra Parks as her surprise guests, so I guess everyone is over the rape stuff.
Denise Richards brought Andy the blue bunny.
Shannon Beador is season nine skinny again.
There was some invite drama with Danielle Staub.
The event was not filmed, however, Housewives could talk on the Radio Andy booth, which Dorinda Medley was manning for most of the day.
Erika Jayne revealed on Marlo's Instagram live that the baby is due on February 9th, which she definitely didn't know would be broadcast to the world
Notably absent were Bethenny Frankel, Lisa Vanderpump, Countess Luann, Porsha Williams, Kelly Dodd, Kandi Burruss and Melissa Gorga. Lu had a gig, Kelly was in Aspen, Bethenny is still in a war with airlines for serving fish and Kandi is currently in Celebrity Big Brother but it's unknown why the others didn't attend. LVP can say she was working on her new bar in Vegas but we all know she skipped the lunch because of her beef with the entire Beverly Hills cast.
Following their lunch, shit got crazy with drunk Housewives everywhere going fucking crazy. Marlo literally twerked on Rinna's vagina, Kyle did the splits like usual and Rinna ended the day by telling everyone to "Get the fuck up on a table and dance you fucking Housewives" which ended in a room full of drunk dancing Housewives. That's literally what heaven looks like and seeing random combinations mingle was WILD. Can we make this an annual thing?
Of course, after the shower rapped at 5pm, the majority of the ladies made their way to Craigs because what else are they supposed to do?
TMZ also caught up with the ladies as they were arriving to see what they bought Baby Cohen
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