The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Are Back And I'm Looking For A Fuck To Give

October 1, 2018

I miss Kenya.

 

After a lukewarm tenth season NeNe Leakes, Kandi Burruss, Cynthia Bailey and Porsha Williams are the only surviving cast members and are back with a MASSIVE SHAKEUP. The new peach holders consist of a newly promoted Eva Marcille and Shamari DeVoe. I guess she has a famous husband? I don't know and I don't care.

 

This trailer was so dry. Porsha's pregnant, Eva's getting married and Greg has cancer, while this season is full of life events nothing is drawing me to watch. I'm already sick of Eva's wedding. I don't know if we've ever seen a more boring trailer, it felt like the producers gave up or fell asleep half way through with that sad scene of Cynthia and her boyfriend and the "drama" surrounding Porsha's baby daddy. 

 

Can 51 Cynt go a season without having a made-for-TV boyfriend? 

 

As for the drama, the producers threw in a tiny clip at the end and it looks like the only drama we'll be getting this season is Kandi vs Porsha, NeNe vs Shamari and Marlo vs Eva. Trust me, if they had any more juicy footage they would've thrown it in because that trailer sucked more than a whore on spring break. 

 

And this cast photo is rough. It looks like they are all on an acid trip inside a spaceship during the 80s. I don't know how I'm going to be able to look at these messy photos while they're projected onto Wendy's screen every week. Ugh. 

 

Check out the anticlimatic trailer below!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta premieres November 4th at 9/8c on Bravo.

 

Are you excited? Sound off in the comments below!

 

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