Fans everywhere are eager for the highly anticipated tenth season of The Real Housewives of New York City to air, and Bravo is giving us little bread crumbs by dropping the taglines. These Big Apple ladies always come through with some of the best taglines in the franchise's history and this season is no exception. Carole is the only lady to get a new look and I don't know if I'm exactly loving what she is serving. I also have a little theory that the producers may be trying to pivot Bethenny from her infamous Queen Bee position on the show because she appears in the middle of the opening credits and not at the beginning or the end. That may sound picky but those things matter in Housewives land!
Let's break these hilarious taglines down below!
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Carole Radziwill: "In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything."
This is a strong tagline. Carole's main storyline this season will be the New York City marathon and obviously the loyalty part is a dig at her beef with former bestie Bethenny. Will this be another Bethenny & Jill 2.0?
Dorinda Medley: "I have a big heart, but little patience."
I love me some Dorinda but I'm sure she could have done better. However this tagline is pretty accurate because we all know that she has a big heart but it doesn't take her long to check a bitch back into place. I'm just praying that we get some more drunk Dorinda-ism's this season.
Ramona Singer: "Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!"
This is probably the most Ramona tagline ever. All her taglines are about age and are super wordy, but I love it. I guess she doesn't mind about her age because she is the oldest on the show at 61-years-old but looks younger than most of her co-stars! I'm looking at you Miss Radziwill!
Tinsley Mortimer: "Come on, why cook when I can order room service?!"
At first I didn't like this tagline but then I realised, it's airy and dumb just like Miss Mortimer. Tinsley is still living in a hotel after her traumatic stay in Lady Morgan's Townhouse but this tagline is not a winner.
Sonja Morgan: "I'm not just a last name. I'm a legacy."
Was Sonja drunk when she wrote this tagline because it's her ex-husband's family name, not her own. Nevertheless she always comes through with a catchy tagline and her drunk escapades on this show have definitely made her a legend in her own right.
Bethenny Frankel: "It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong."
Nothing like a little self promotion! Leave it to Bethenny to incorporate her new charity into her tagline. Smart move B. Obviously one of her storylines this season will be about helping hurricane survivors, so she ticks all the boxes with this one.
Luann de Lesseps: “The most interesting people make the best headlines."
LU JUST WON THIS SEASON! The Countess made a tonne of headlines during the new season which included her arrest, rehab visit and her sexy cabaret show. Season 10 will be Luann's season and I cannot wait to see her rise like a Phoenix from the West Palm Beach ashes!
Who's tagline is your favourite? Check out the video above and judge for yourself! Sound off in the comments!
The Real Housewives of New York City airs April 4th at 9/8c on Bravo! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and exclusive tea on the Big Apple ladies.