It's time for everyone to stop sleeping on these Maryland ladies because they are back for their third season and showing everyone how it is done! After a mundane etiquette obsessed first season The Real Housewives of Potomac got a bad rap, but now they are proving that everything gets better with age. Bravo pumped more money into this franchise for their third instalment, giving them a fancy European vacation and a longer season for more messy fights to ensue. From the looks of the trailer we are in for a messy adventure, so check out our 7 reasons why the upcoming season will be the best one yet!
1. Snatched Wigs & Weaves
Each season these girls style gets better and they learn how to successfully deliver amazing looks in their confessionals. These black divas have finally got their wiggatry down pat, even Karen and her receding hairline have managed to step it up for season three! The ladies also have a Great Gatsby themed party which is filled with snatched hair and costumes and has almost become as common as botox in the Housewives world.
2. Newbie Candice
OG Housewife Charrisse was demoted to the dreaded "friend of" position to make room for new girl on the block: Candice Dillard. The newbie was a former pageant queen and also worked in the White House with Obama during his tenure. From the trailer it appears that Candice takes no bullshit and is straight to the point, so let's hope that Miss Potomac leaves this heifers wigless.
3. Karen's Mess
After the reunion last year, articles started coming out claiming that Karen and The Black Bill Gates owed millions in taxes and it looks like the other ladies are going to hold her feet to the fire over this tea from the streets. We even see Robyn decked out in a pizza delivery costume to find out if the Grand Dame really lives in her Great Falls estate, now that is so mess. Karen's financial situation isn't the only part of her life coming under fire. Her rumoured boo "Blue Eyes" is still being talked about and The Black Bill Gates apparently asked her for a divorce! Mrs Huger is really delivering most of the content for this season.
4. Robyn & Juan Back Together?
From the trailer it looks like Karen, Ashley and Monique are all having trouble with their men, however Robyn and her ex-husband could be rekindling their old spark. The couple have been divorced for a while but are still living together, but after seeing their therapy session and that big old smooch in the trailer, the possibility of Juan sliding back in seems pretty likely.
5. Monique Woke Up In A Ditch
Mrs Samuels had an amazing debut last season, but it looks like she is struggling in her second run around the block. The multiple home owner woke up in a ditch according to Gizelle's messy recount after she crashed her car. By all accounts it looks like Monique is doing fine, but her messy crash and the aftermath will definitely be a reason to tune in.
6. Monaco (Allegedly)
From the trailer we didn't see where the ladies are going on their cast trip, but the streets are saying that their mystery destination could be Monaco, according to photos that the girls posted last year during filming. I am all here for these Maryland ladies going on a European adventure and I'm glad that Bravo has decided to pump a few more coins into this season and allow these ladies to behave badly abroad.
7. THE UMBRELLA
If you are only watching this season for one reason, then let it be this one: the umbrella. I don't know how, why or where it happens but the epic super tease trailer ended with Monique putting her umbrella up in Robyn's face threatening "Don't make me choke you out with this umbrella!" I mean, that 2 second clip is more entertaining than this entire past season of Beverly Hills. Let's hope that Monique somehow works a shady umbrella joke into her tagline.
The Real Housewives of Potomac premieres April 1st at 10/9c on Bravo! Check out the epic trailer below to get ready for a drama filled season!