The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back for their eighth season and are bringing their new taglines with them. These 90210 ladies know how to deliver us with epic, sassy, one liners but this season has no gems.
Following in the fashion of New York, Potomac and Atlanta, Bravo changed the girls to a standing format which let's you see all their fashion! This year they are repeating their gold/white and silver theme, with Teddi taking Saint Eileen's spot. Get a look at our thoughts on the taglines below!
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Kyle Richards: "In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends should not."
Is she serious? Kyle has recycled the same tagline in almost every season of the show and she still isn't letting go of it. Yawn. But it is an obvious dig at her friendship war with LVP and Dorit.
Erika Jayne: "Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds."
Miss Jayne knows how to slay the Housewives game and still leave us wanting more. Are diamonds cold though?
Dorit Kemsley: "I believe in an excess of everything… except moderation."
What the fuck. Whoever came up with this must have been doing an excess of coke in Dorit's bathroom because this is the dumbest tagline I've heard. Better luck next year Dorito!
Teddi Mellencamp: "Having the best isn't important to me, but being my best is"
I guess Teddi is a healthy gym junkie so this makes sense to me but she is the daughter of a millionaire, so I guess she has the best as well.
Lisa Rinna: "I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it."
YAS QUEEN RINNA! This is how you deliver a Housewives tagline. Lisa Rinna and her lips just won. Did she really have any competition?
Lisa Vanderpump: "The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve."
Yeah. I'm not here for it. These bitches are rich, we get it. But did they have to have TWO references to diamonds in the taglines and then hold them? Overkill.
Who's tagline is your favourite? Check out the video above and judge for yourself! Sound off in the comments!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesday at 9/8c on Bravo! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and exclusive tea on these 90210 ladies.