KUWTK Recap: Bitches and Bullets

December 4, 2017

This week Kim got her Cher extensions back and her GBF Jonathan, excuse me, Foodgod is acting like it's his very own Christmas present. While Kim was getting her hair done, Kendall and Khloe were in an equestrian store considering buying guns because of the extensive robberies and stalkers that the Kardashian family has. Khloe also decided to tell the sales assistant about her bruised puss which is the most Kardashian sentence ever.

 

The girls told Kim about their desire for guns in the home because of her robbery and she told them that she wouldn't feel comfortable with her kids being there with a gun in the home. After their talk they went to a gun range, which has been done for the fifth time on this show. Remember when Bruce and Kris had their gun war? Now they are just repeating their storylines. Khloe was really confident with a gun while little Kendall was hiding behind a wall. Ugh. In the end, the decided against getting guns so I want 20 minutes of my life back. 

 

Kim and Kourtney got new dogs for North and Penelope named Sushi and Honey. I like the food theme but it's making me hungry. The are identical fluff balls but Kim's barks non stop compared to Kourt's placid and calm dog. Kim was also sitting on the couch in heels which I thought was important to add. Due to her dogs constant barking habit, Kim swapped her identical dog with Kourtney's but Baby Reign quickly figured it out. 

 

Kourtney arrived at Kim's house with the dog in a crate to swap their dogs back and chased Kim around her massive island bench to get her dog. Seriously Kim's kitchen is almost as big as Cuba. Kimmie K realised that she had to live with Sushi because North loves her so much, so she enlisted the help of Caesar Milan to settle her dog down. Kim acted like she was going to walk the dog and train it but let's be real - that's the assistant's job! 

 

The final storyline of the episode was Kris buying Mama MJ a house, well a condo. Kris decked the house out and styled it, so she annoyed when her mom started changing it and god forbid - adding her own style, to her own house. Kris bought MJ a fancy blender to go in her apartment, which MJ obviously didn't want because she hid it in the bathroom. Once Kourt got wind of Kris' OCD control of MJ's place, she made her mom fix her ways and apologise to MJ. So now MJ is free to decorate her counter in any way that she sees fit. Yep, the Kardashians are getting paid $150 million to fight about kitchen decor!

 

Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs Sunday at 9/8c on E! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and exclusive tea on the first family of reality TV. 

 

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