KUWTK: Mexico Milf Madness

October 9, 2017

We started this episode off with Kourtney and Kim taking 15 of their closet friends down to Mexico for Kourt's birthday! Before they could have fun in the sun, Kourt got spotted leaving a restaurant with her new boo and gave the her baby daddy Scott the courtesy of telling him before the photos came out. Scott never gives her the same courtesy and the photos never ended up coming out, so the call was pretty useless. Scott went CRAZY and was screaming and swearing. He really needs to chill out, I mean should Kourtney bring up Bella Thorne, Sofia Richie, the girl in Dubai and the girl in Costa Rica? 

 

Kourtney and Kim set off for Mexico. Khloe couldn't come because Tristan had a game. Really? Tristan always has a game and Khloe goes to the majority of them so can't she skip one game to go to her sisters birthday? Ugh, I hate girls that drop everything for their men. I mean what happened to chicks before dicks?

 

The girls and their 15 friends stayed at Joe Francis' massive mansion in Punta Mita and Kim had a major freak out. Keep in mind this was only about 6 months after the Paris robbery. She was worried that it wasn't safe there and was doing her ugly cry face. We all know Kim can't act for shit, so that scene was real. I feel bad for Kimmie because she is going to have to live with that anxiety and fear for the rest of her life. After Kim's cry session all the girls partied it up for the night! Kim dubbed the trip #MILFsGoneWild! Kourt even spilled the tea that she vomited in her bed 4 times then slept in it. Ahh, we've all had those nights!

 

The next day Kim's trip got even worse. Those horrible bikini pics got leaked (look below.) It was crazy because she literally doesn't look like that. They were filming on the same day and her body looked snatched. Also how annoying would it be that paparazzi are that obsessed that they would literally fly to another country just to take photos of you. How is that not stalking? 

 

Kim went inside to untag herself from all of those pics. Really Kim? You're gonna untag from every single pic? That would take years! Finally some of her friends tried to get her to make fun of it and like a couple of the pics. If you're a celebrity you really need to have a sense of humour about these things! The girls lived it up on night two and danced to Despacito 35 times in a row. Kourt must still have feelings for Justin! HAHA!

 

The next morning Kim hightailed it out of there for an appearance and got on that plane as fast as she could. Kim spilled all the tea, saying that she isn't as obsessed to be famous as she used to be. Kimmie confessed that she used to seek out the paparazzi and go to hotspots to get her photo taken but now she is over it. She said she doesn't want people to know where she is or what she is doing anymore. Paris has had a massive affect on Kim's entire life, I mean she was obsessed with grabbing the spotlight so this confession is so off character. It makes me think that the Kardashian Empire won't be lasting much longer. 

 

While the girls were in Mexico, Kris and Scott were involved in the worst storyline ever. Scott wanted to camp out with his kids so Kris tagged along. It was the most awkward camping trip to watch. It was in the backyard of their million dollar home, Kris hired her staff to assemble the tents and there were cooks to fry up their food. Also why was there like 4 tents when all the kids slept with Scott? It was so hard to watch, no wonder Kris was drinking vodka on the rocks by noon! The momager facetimed Kourt who talked about her vomit situation and Scott was pissed because "if he did that he'd go to rehab." Well Scott, there is a difference between vomiting on a girls trip and being drunk on a Tuesday night at home. Also, can we all agree that Kris, Scott and the kids slept in the house and not those ratchet tents. 

 

After Kourtney got back from Mexico and Kris packed up her tents they had a total D'n'M in Kris' office. Kourtney was over Scott being mad at her for having a boyfriend when he is with "another hooker everyday," I bet Sofia Richie loved to watch her say that. Finally Kourt came to the conclusion that she can't go on anymore "family" trips with Scott and needs to make it clear that they are NEVER getting back together! 

 

Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs Sundays at 9/8c on E! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and exclusive tea on the first family of reality TV.

 

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