Luann's sit-down with Andy Cohen was 30 minutes of my life that I will never, ever get back! It was more draining than watching an episode of Manzo'd With Children.
Basically, Andy and Luann couldn't be bothered to ruin their summer vacation and go back to New York so they filmed on 'location' at Luann's Sag Harbour abode. The People's Countess didn't tell us anything we didn't already know. She said she knows "for a fact" that Tom didn't cheat on her. I would bet my arm that Luann wasn't the only tree Tom was climbing.
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The real housewife said that she has heard from every housewife except Carole. Is it that hard for Carole to send a text? I mean, even BETHENNY bothered to type out a message for Lu. Andy asked if she was 'canoodling' with Scott Disick. Obviously the answer was no, I mean can you even imagine these two together?
Any other highlights? Lu said that her and Tom had broken up heaps during their marriage, she said it would be "uncomfortable" if Tom dated Missy and she will never go to the Regency again. Other than that Luann just repeated the same line that she had 'blinders on.'
I love the Countess but I don't think she's interesting enough to warrant her own special. She doesn't have the talking skills of Bethenny Frankel or NeNe Leakes so the conversation just goes around in circles. By the way, why was she wearing that tennis dress? Out of all your clothes - that is what you choose to wear?
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In the final moments Lu crushed my dream that her and Sonja Morgan would be roommates again. I guess Lu can't go back to the chaos in the Townhouse. The Money Can't Buy You Class singer also said that she might have a new single called 'If you fall, make it part of the dance,' I'm down for that. Just add some autotune and you have a song! Lu also said that 6 months ago she started writing a book, it really doesn't interest me but good for Lu!
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