Hello my fellow Tea Drinkers I hope you’re warm and comfortable surrounded by snacks, because I’ve got a nice cup of piping hot tea filled with the latest fashions from the RHONY season 9 reunion. I'm gonna rank these ladies and tell you who slayed and who should of stayed home. Can I tell you this season, they all looked a hot mess (no tea, no shade!) Anyway, lovers read below for the shady reads on these trashy looks. So why don’t we dive right into the worst!
7. Sonja Morgan
Lady Morgan is wearing a tight velvet (cheap) booby dress that is made for someone about 20 years younger than her, mind you shes 53. Though for someone of her age with that much plastic surgery she looks great but this dress was just a bust and a damn hot ass mess. The fitting makes it look cheap and the dress is way too long for my liking. Also what is the thing in the middle? It looks off centered and awkward, I mean don't even get me started about how much cleavage is on display. To me this is just all wrong! If you know you’re going to be on a camera then you need to be photo ready and Sonja is not photo ready!
6. Ramona Singer
This look was so bad it nearly beat out Sonja for worst dressed! Ramona girl, what were you thinking?? And who is your stylist because someone does not deserve a check this month. It looks liked they've wrapped the Singer Stinger up in this gold curtain looking dress. I will say, her makeup and boobs look great but the dress looks awkward around the waist and simply the fabric looks cheap and just boring. After a tough season Ramona has failed to deliver even at the reunion. It's a NO from me boo!
5. Carole Radziwill
This look to me is just trash! The dress, to the hair, to the makeup to her pose just looks blah. She has no shape in this dress and the traps are so unflattering, I mean who is she Superman? Her face and pose just look like pure unhappiness in a photo. We get it Carole, you are probably the smartest person their but can you at least pretend to look happy? But I liked the shoes and the colour coordination. Try harder next time boo. (If you make it to next season!) No tea no shade.
4. Dorinda Medley
Well she tried to make it nice! I love me some Dorinda! I feel bad because she has such a cute face but the outfit is just so boujee and cheap looking. I know she probably bought this from some boujee place on the Upper East Side but she needs her money back! Also if you squint or look from a distance it kinda looks like rainbow condom wrappers glued together to make a dress. The mess! I feel bad because her face is so cute and I feel like she really did try but there is just so much going on. Like too much going on. Try again next year tho Doris!
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3. Bethenny Frankel
Bethenny actually had some potential to look kind of cute this year. I just feel like her outfit was very dull, plain and a total non event. I feel her dress was very casual and too 'Forth of July BBQ' for me. You know when you look at her you think of a middle aged mother that knows how to dress nice and put it together, but doesn't quite know how to be photo and red carpet ready, girl!
2. Tinsley Mortimer
This little outfit is so cute. Aw. I feel like Tinsley has the gift of looking adorable in every outfit. I just don't understand why they all came dressed for a summer garden party. I mean don't get me wrong she looks great and I am so here for it, but she just looks to plain for a reunion. I don't like the transparent mesh at the top, although I would have liked it better with some spaghetti straps instead with tiny diamond earrings and a high bun. But for the most part, boo slayed and we congrat you for that. Always do you boo.
1. Luann de Lesseps
This one is giving me Samantha Jones from Sex And The City vibes but it is also very simple and is a dress you could wear on a holiday in a villa with a huge goregous sun hat. I love the way it looks on her body though. She looks so young and so so sexy, I just feel it was the wrong time. I feel that the reunion is the time to go HAM on all the other bitches and show the world you got that coin. Word on the street is that she wore this dress to her and Tom's rehearsal dinner so she loses a few points for that, but overall Lu came out on top!
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