Below Deck

February 20, 2020

I’ve already got more than enough snarky opinions about the crew so let’s go down the line...

February 18, 2020

Thank fuck this season of Below Deck is finally over because I physically cannot talk about it any longer.

February 18, 2020

How could Kate do this to us? Question mark.

February 12, 2020

I had so many questions going into the reunion, but the biggest one was: why the fuck is Andy wearing a fucking bandaid?

February 11, 2020

Below Deck reunions are at the bottom of the Bravo food chain.

February 4, 2020

Thank fuck this season is over.

February 3, 2020

What started as petty conflict, turned into an all-out war between anyone with a penis and a vagina,

January 31, 2020

It would be more disgraceful than Ramona's people skills if I didn't give my hot takes on all the juicy gossip we missed.

November 26, 2019

Thank fuck Rhylee is back.

November 15, 2019

Aesha gave him a stunning Yelp review.

November 13, 2019

For an old man, Captain Lee knows his way around Twitter

November 12, 2019

The only person having a worse time on this boat than Abbi is Ashton's penis.

November 5, 2019

I've literally seen elementary school plays more elaborate than this "proposal."

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